the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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