At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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