How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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