i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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