i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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