so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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