i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
So. Much. Porn.
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