At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
