vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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