belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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