playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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