Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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