I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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