Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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