idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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