Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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