Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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