I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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