Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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