Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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