I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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