My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You've changed since you got that strap on
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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