We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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