Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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