Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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