i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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