bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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