Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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