what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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