I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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