They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize
