Do you still have your period?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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