Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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