i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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