don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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