Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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