I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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