What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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