I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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