WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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