OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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