No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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