Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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