so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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