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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also I found and fixed my beer gun.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.

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• (631): View more from New York

  You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  How drunk are you?

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  Completed.

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• (562): View more from California

  I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.

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