I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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