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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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