it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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