So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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