If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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