Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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