Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
