yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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