two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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