thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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