Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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