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  (404): View more from Georgia

  its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"

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  (404): its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock" http://tfl.nu/i9yu
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me

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  (508): the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me http://tfl.nu/ptyo
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.

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  (402): i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more. http://tfl.nu/blv6
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.

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  (301): I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa. http://tfl.nu/sbm1
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  (863): View more from Florida

  i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him

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  (863): i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him http://tfl.nu/mt9f
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  (503): View more from Oregon

  I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...

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  (503): I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me... http://tfl.nu/6tu6
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  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?

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  (832): Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities? http://tfl.nu/5gd1
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  (312): View more from Illinois

  the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses

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  (312): the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses http://tfl.nu/vxdn
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  (631): View more from New York

  We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts

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  Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?

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  (631): We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts (1-631): Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships? http://tfl.nu/5hoq
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  (916): View more from California

  I'm back here naked if anyones wondering

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  (916): I'm back here naked if anyones wondering http://tfl.nu/k937
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.

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  (908): I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country. http://tfl.nu/dr7f
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse

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  (403): I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse http://tfl.nu/tdll
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  (561): View more from Florida

  They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no

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  (561): They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no http://tfl.nu/615z
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.

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  (304): You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard. http://tfl.nu/xmly
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  (323): View more from California

  GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.

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  (323): GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME. http://tfl.nu/z2j6
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