chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.