At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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