I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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