Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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